Farting Fundamentals, Master Blaster Techniques, and the Complete Toot Taxonomy
Fluffy, rip, quack: no matter what you call it, everybody farts. So why is there such widespread ignorance and taboo clouding the truth about the gas we pass?
Enter The Fart Tootorial! From fart to finish, this is the guide to teach you hoe to master the true power of the poot.
Fart loud, fart proud!
This illuminating volume features everything you want to know about cutting the cheese from history and science of the fart and toot taxonomy, to master blasting techniques including:
- Dirty Bombs
- Cheese-cutting Competitions
- The Big Show (Lighting Your Farts On Fire)
- and so much more
You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.
– Louis C.K.
Farts. To me there’s nothing funnier.
– George Clooney
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